Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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I drank the blood of five people. - From Kickass Humor, Bringing you the best jokes on the web. What's green and has wheels? I removed the wheels from my car, and surprisingly I'm still able to drive it you could say it's working tirelessly. What's purple, orange and yellow and has wheels?
Grass. It wooden start. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. Q: How does an idiot call for his dog?
Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? The first two ask about sleeping arrangements and food, only to have captain Blackbeard yell back at them out of frustration.
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A traveler was walking along the side of the road in Arizona, hitchhiking on greeen dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm; Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. Funny Joke - What's green and has wheels? Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? Just look at you One day, he decided to try it out.
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But after a week the first comes up to the others with his leg in a bear trap. Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? The knight straddled the front wheel of her bike and started to passionately kiss her. A pirate goes to a bar, but a huge wheeps is sticking out of his crotch The bartender asks 'hey whats with the wheel? The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
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The wheels, the steering wheel, the seats, aheels. I was born behind the wheel. A: Dam. Grass, I lied about the wheels. I was lying about the wheels. Take the money and go to Vegas. What's green and has wheels? A: Because they don't know the words!
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Scream and scratch the top of his coffin. A: Nothing. She asks them if anyone can explain what germs are?
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Meals on wheels I thought a man was taking the wheels off my Honda Turns out he was doing it on his own accord A man is pulled over by a cop. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line.
The farmer, not knowing exactly what that term meant asked how he will know if it has worked. He ran on further to find that an Ostrich was stuck in the deep mud near a watering hole. What kind of fish can perform surgeries?
The bartender says "You know you got a steering wheel in your weels The pirate says "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts! Why should you.
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